Wednesday, January 9, 2008

And now for something a little different

Hehehe. Had a very unique experience. It highlighted how my daily obsession with really tasting the coffee has sharpened my senses and altered my outlook.

The other morning I bought some delicious rosemary-sourdough bread at a local market. It was so good I overdid it: ate half the loaf for breakfast.

An hour later I took the dog for a long walk in a deserted park near my home. Suddenly, out of nowhere, I felt nauseous,and then really nauseous. I realized that I wanted to puke, and I also realized that the park was a perfect place to do it. So, only a minute after first becoming aware of the nausea, I bent over and puked, twice, on the frozen ground.

OK, now why am I sharing this charming little story with you, dear reader?

As I puked, for the first time in my life, I marveled at how full of flavor it was! The aroma of fresh rosemary enveloped me as I retched, and it really was the best, most sensual puke ever. I even had a moment to note the character of the acidity of my stomach acid as it vented onto the ground (nippy, piquant, but not harsh).

I owe this surprising experience to my morning coffee ritual. Never would have happened otherwise. If ya gotta retch, I highly recommend rosemary!

Who knew? :-)

7 comments:

  1. now i've got to puke, andy. thanks for nothing.

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  2. this post is worthless without pictures

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  3. this is perfect as i start thinking about a new signature beverage.
    thanks andy!

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  4. anon, umm...you're welcome...
    stl, I was originally going to post this pic:
    http://flickr.com/photos/andy_s/235369118/in/set-72057594133618176/ but I knew that tonx would call foul.
    scott, glad to provide a little inspiration (or was that regurgitation)

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  5. This is similar to how I cup coffee. I have such bad sinus problems, my sense of smell is not adequate. So after I slurp, I belch, which forces the aromas through my nose from the other direction.

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  6. Wow, I want to be around, if only for one time, when you cup coffee! :-)

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